its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
This should be in a museum
who is this? is this the_dumbening?
I’ve been seeing the strangest phenomonon lately on /v/, these strange threads that always start with a picture of either lanky or chunky kong, and a short message in all caps. The rest of the thread is then just people posting bits and pieces of random song lyrics in random order. The original joke is completely lost at this point. I’m sure many of the people in the threads themselves don’t even know why they do it, it’s just what they’ve always known. It’s like some strange indecipherable relic of days gone past, a lanky kong carved in stone, surrounded by illegible hyroglifics.
Hahaha nah fuck off OP that costume has existed since super metroid and is just zero suit before zero suit became a thing that exists.
friend: write about this *unzips dick*
and thus I wrote and narrated a story about unzipping a dick, and friend (trog) made a video of it. warning, lots of gross stuff.